The Munchkins – An Unfairly Maligned Community?

The Munchkins were first revealed in L. Frank Baum’s 1900 book “The Wizard of Oz”. But since the release of the 1939 MGM film of the same name, they have become figures of fun and derision. However, a detailed study of Munchkin society reveals that they are in fact a highly sophisticated community that should be lauded for their achievements rather than lampooned.

In support of this contention I submit the following information that details the sophistication of this petite civilisation. They have:

A democratic system of Government, which includes a Mayor, (no Wizard or King for these people). Well drilled and equipped armed forces (seen marching in front of Dorothy’s carriage). A knowledge of forensic medicine, as their Coroner is able to perform an autopsy on the Wicked Witch of the East and pronounce that she is most sincerely dead. A modern economy, which allows for employment in service industries and government bureaucracies. Social clubs equivalent to the Lions or Rotary in the shape of the Lollipop Guild and the Lullaby League. Child care services (babies are held in a large imitation birds nest). Their own distinct architectural style combined with an obvious knowledge of building and construction techniques. Well developed transport infrastructure with very smooth roads made of yellow brick and excellent bridges.

They also have: knowledge of a wide variety of textile manufacturing techniques and their own distinct fashions. Strong religious beliefs (a man in ecclesiastical robes is seen next to the Mayor). A knowledge of agriculture and animal husbandry. A strong culture that includes painting, music, song and dance. An education system that has delivered them not only the basics such as literacy and numeracy but also a love of history (Dorothy is told she will be admitted to their hall of fame).

These are all obvious hallmarks of a modern and complex society. These marvellous people are however assaulted by a genuine supernatural tyranny in the form of the Wicked Witch of the East, while the Citizens of the Emerald City lead a life of indolence and ignorance. These supposedly more sophisticated residents of Emerald City allow themselves to be bamboozled, hoodwinked and humbugged by a mere sideshow charlatan while the Munchkins manage to preserve their way of life under the utmost duress.

It is now time to recognise that a great wrong has been committed against the Munchkins, and that they have been discriminated against simply because of their diminutive stature and the pitch of their voices.